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Well there’s no Mexican Food in England and I just don’t know what to do. But I had a great Earth Day, I cut down a tree Drove around with my muffler off and now the EPA is after me. I own books that weigh more than Kate Moss And dresses with higher IQ’s And there’s no Mexican food in England And I just don’t know what to do. Step over the homeless And pet the kitty Don’t show your pity Animals should be delicious Animals should fit well And don’t you know When we get right down to the meat of it You know? When it comes to cows? It’s us or them. I own books that weigh more than Kate Moss And dresses with higher IQ’s And there’s no Mexican food in England And I just don’t know what to do. I go to England to look fabulous Bethlehem Hospital is a fine institution I go to England to look fabulous And to pretend I give a shit about my own constitution I own books that weigh more than Kate Moss And dresses with higher IQ’s And there’s no Mexican food in England And I just don’t know what to do. “Fuck off Puritans!” That the English version of Thanksgiving They sent them over Packing guns and bibles But no farming implements How English is that? “Surely there will be a shop open, Please don’t pout… Enjoy the indigenous genocide, Let us know how that turns out” We have no pride But we are cuddly And we were never funnier till the Puritans left We hate buckles Yea verily And we have not time to waste with your nonsense We’re in the middle of our English renaissance. I’ve been singing the corporate anthem since I was a zygote. Australia is Arkansas with a beach Put me on the logic train someone I gotta get back And I’ll meet you on the corner of Hugh Grant and Crack And I’ll buy the gun rack for my subcompact Nimcompac Simcompac And the Pentagon won’t return any of my calls Send me that message of love You know what’s wrong with this country? People from other countries Well that’s what they say… But the natives still run the casinos anyway. The world needs more drive thru liquor stores My logic is sound Holy cow You guys should date around You’ve got gills and a pointy head And your knuckles can touch the ground Don’t date your family, man – don’t be a fool Date a minority go on have a thrill Even if you’re from mydaddyfuckedmysisterville I own books that weigh more than Kate Moss And dresses with higher IQ’s And there’s no Mexican food in England And I just don’t know what to do. And the crowd goes quiet It’s a reaffirmation of our humanity Gosh I feel free My lederhosen are in a situation Is that pure cheese in that fondue? But at least we have Riverdance Your so shin Fein you probably think this song is about you More gaelic goombahs with no pelvis But thank God for Elvis Quick before he gets home The Pope is riding around under safety glasses God if he’s afraid to die It’s all our asses. I own books that weigh more than Kate Moss And dresses with higher IQ’s And there’s no Mexican food in England And I just don’t know what to do. No, nope, I just don’t know what to do But don’t spill your backward thinking Forward sinking Divine right of Kings on me The bedrock of our lives is in ourselves And not in the convention Of the popular primate population pollution obsession Shame as me, same as you You can’t make me think any less of me than I already do I can see it but I can’t make myself believe it. I’m just like you Lowering my IQ And there’s no Mexican food in England And I just don’t know what to do.
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